Starbucks first-timer orders “Triple Latte Soy Grande.”
Heath, OH - The future actors and musicians working the drive-thru at a local Starbucks had a good chuckle today when area Mormon, Pat Morter, piloted his Nissan Maxima up to the speaker box.
Heath, OH - The future actors and musicians working the drive-thru at a local Starbucks had a good chuckle today when area Mormon, Pat Morter, piloted his Nissan Maxima up to the speaker box.
Heath, OH — Failed writer, artist, singer, waiter, barista and short-order cook Walter Fancy could have been a pretender, but can now add “actor” to his ever-growing list of failed career pursuits. We take little pleasure in answering thus prominently the communication below, expressing at the same time our great embarrassment that its faithful author is numbered among the friends of The Ledger:
Dear Editor—
I am thousands of years old. Some of my little friends, er, employees say there is no Virginia. Mrs. Claus says, “If you see it in The Ledger, it’s shit.” Please tell me the truth, is there a Virginia?
Santa Claus
Are there any good anti-white slurs I could appropriate for my latest hip-hop album?
Holla. MCWickadPolack in the house. Yo, all. What up?
Listen to me. It's not fair. But it never has been. It's going to take a special effort. Think of it as a Million Man March, only with a purpose.
Somewhere in North Korea – Well, what do you know? There is a God. And He, like the rest of the world, has tired of the antics of lifelong shit-bag North Korean dictator Kim Jong Il.Northfield, IL — Correcting a decades-long oversight, Kraft Foods has announced that it was adding fruit options to it's popular line of Oscar Mayer brand Lunchables lunchtime favorites.
Oakland, CA — The Oakland Raiders could be playoff-bound this season, but doubts about the organization's direction and future loom after a series of suspect player moves.
Head Coach and acting General Manager Hue Jackson often wonders aloud about his personnel decisions, leading to many in the organization to believe he's being inhabited by a higher power.Pickerington, OH — Eager Pickerington residents excited for the new Tim Horton's Coffee and Bake Shop opening this past Tuesday were in for a real surprise when they arrived at 837 West Columbus Street.
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Heath, OH - Medical personnel pulled the plug on treatment for Heath 43 year-old resident Stevie Johnson yesterday, pronouncing him emotionally dead inside.George Lucas's epic Star Wars saga is again the attention of the entertainment world. Lucas, constantly tinkering with film content and effects, has added or altered even more scenes for this latest release.