Thursday, May 2

Women still refuse to believe they will fit in picture.

EVERYWHERE, WORLD – An impromptu photo session of old college friends after dinner revealed that women on the edges of the assembled group still refuse to believe they will fit in the picture. Indeed, even women in the middle bent at the knees to ensure they would remain in frame.

“Why are you bending over like that?” The stranger charged with snapping the picture said. “Stop that. Stand up! Can you hear me? Ok then. Fuck it … Say, Cheese!”

The photo in question, taken with the wide-angle prowess of the 12-megapixel iPhone XR, demonstrated in rich 4k-detail that everyone in the picture would have easily been able to stand naturally. Still, next time, these women—and women everywhere—will try to squeeze in by bending at the knees.